Funny School Quotes
You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
You can get all A’s and still flunk life.
Walker Percy
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
Woody Allen
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Yogi Berra
I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.
Neil Gaiman
I do not know what ‘moss’ stands for in the proverb, but if it stood for useful knowledge… I gathered more moss by rolling than I ever did at school.
Ernest Shakleton
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.
George Santayana
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
Edgar W. Howe