Funny People Quotes
Funny Quotations About People
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
– Ron Nesen
Email to a friend  I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
– Noel Coward
Email to a friend  All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
– George Orwell
Email to a friend  Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
– Benny Hill
Email to a friend  The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they’ll sleep at night.
– Otto von Bismarck
Email to a friend  A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.
– Robert Frost
Email to a friend  A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
– Jerry Seinfield
Email to a friend  People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
– Soren Aabye Kierkegaard