Funny Witty Quotes
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality.
– George W. Bush
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
– Mel Brooks
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
– Douglas Adams
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
– W.C. Fields Funny Witty Quotes
I can resist everything except temptation.
– Oscar Wilde
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
– W.C. Fields
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
– Somerset Maugham Funny Witty Quotes
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
– Dale Carnegie