Funny Quotes For Mother’s Day
2. “Mothers are all slightly insane.” ~ J.D. Salinger
3. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
4. “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” ~ Chinese Proverb
5. “It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.” ~ Helen Rowland
6. “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” ~ Calvin Trillin
7. “A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.” ~ Peter De Vries
8. “It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.” ~ Phyllis Diller
9. “All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.” ~ Oscar Wilde
10. “A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” ~ Tenneva Jordan
11. “You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.” ~William D. Tammeus.
12. “Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.” ~ Author Unknown
8. “It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.” ~ Phyllis Diller