Funny Work Quotes
Funny Quotes About Work
Work Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
Bette Davis
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
David O. McKay
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi
Retirement
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf.
Gene Perret
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest Hemingway
Quotes from a boss
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
Anonymous
Quotes about a boss
A boss creates fear, a leader confidence.A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting. A boss is interested in himself or herself, a leader is interested in the group.
Russell H. Ewing
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
John Gotti