Funny Marriage quotes
Marriage quotes for a better sense of humor
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Johnny Carson
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Helen Rowland
I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I’ve thought again
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Noel Coward
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Henry Youngman
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Mickey Rooney
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Zsa Zsa Gabor
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : GrandPHA
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Michel de Montaigne
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Hemant Joshi
It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Spike Milligan
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Max Kauffmann