Funny Politics quotes for a better sense of humor
It’s the most important decision I’ve had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : Arnold Schwarzenegger
      A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : H. L. Mencken
      Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : Robert Louis Stevenson
      Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : Ronald Reagan
      You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : Milton Berle
      One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : Plato
      Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I’m telling you, this guy is presidential material
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : Dave Letterman
      To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : Unknown
      One of my movies was called “True Lies.” It’s what the Democrats should have called their convention
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : Arnold Schwarzenegger