Free witty teens quotes to make you laugh
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings
Never weed wack poison ivy in the nude.
 ~cute saying about teens
I like feminists~I think they’re cute.
 ~cool witty teens quotes about One liner
The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.
 ~funny quote about Parenting
Laughing stock~cattle with a sense of humor.
 ~cute quote on teens
Super Bowl is french for…sitting on your ass and getting fat.
 ~sweet witty teens quotes by Cool Pickup
Here’s to the sun God, He sure is a fun God, Ra, Ra, Ra
 ~cool quote about Religion
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
 ~cute saying about teens
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
 ~cool witty teens quotes about Cool Quotes
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor’s cute, screw the fruit
 ~funny quote about One liner
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other
 ~hilarious quote about Birthday sayings
Seriously funny
 ~funny saying about teens
At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: ‘My dad owns a liquor store.’
 ~cool witty teens quotes about Women quotes
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, ‘Thyroid problem?’
 ~humor quote about Women quotes
Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
 ~cute quote on teens
CLEARASOL - Effective sunspot remover
 ~sweet witty teens quotes by Cute Girl
In life, you can’t press the backspace button.-AML
 ~hilarious quote about Funny Computers
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
 ~funny saying about teens
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex
 ~cool witty teens quotes about Intelligence quotes
I smile because i have no idea what’s going on.
 ~humor quote about Funny Ignorance
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
 ~cute quote on teens