Funny Laziness Quotes
# Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.
# Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.–Charlie McCarthy
# If at first you don’t succeed, give up, no use being a fool.
# “I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.”– E.V. Lucas
# The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
# The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
# A watched clock never boils.
# Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
# Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
# Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
# There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.–Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister