Short Funny Quotes
“Half of the people in the world are below average.”
By Anonymous.
“If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!”
By Yogi Berra.
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,”
By Calvin.
“Isn’t your pants’ zipper supposed to be in the front?” Hobbes.
By Calvin and Hobbes.
“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
By Rodney Dangerfield
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.”
By Albert Einstein
“Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.”
By Lisa Hoffman.
“Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.”
By Anonymous.
“A rich man’s joke is always funny.”
By Proverb.