Funny Marriage Sayings - Funny Quotes about Wife and Husband
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.
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“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
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Don’t marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
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