Hilarious Sayings || Short Funny Quotes
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
– Ralph Bus
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
– M. Berle
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
– Robert Orben
Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
– Quentin Crisp
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
– Lily Tomlin
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
– A. Whitney Brown