hilarious witty sayings

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared

I used to soar with eagles before I got sucked into a jet engine.

All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.

It’s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.

Reduce Check-in Line Ups. Fly Naked!

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Whoever said money couldn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop

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