hilarious witty sayings
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared
I used to soar with eagles before I got sucked into a jet engine.
All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
It’s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.
Reduce Check-in Line Ups. Fly Naked!
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Whoever said money couldn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop