Funny Birthday Quotes
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years), I’d have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Anonymous