Funny Graduation Quotes
“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously”
G.K. Chesterton
“The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.”
Unknown
“If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.”
Robert Goheen
“Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.”
Gary Bolding
“Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.”
Garry Trudeau
“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.”
Robert Orben