Funny Wedding Quotes
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
German Greer
“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.”
Homer
“The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.”
Polish Proverb
“Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”
Anonymous
“When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.”
Anonymous