random funny quotes
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
~Author : Joe E Lewis Famous Quotes
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
~Author : Hugh Elliott Standing Room Only weblog 050104 Inspirational Sayings
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country really needs is a good five-cent nickel.
~Author : Franklin P Adams Nice Quotes
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
~Author : Edward Everett Great Sayings
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.
~Author : Lord Acton Letter to Mary Gladstone 1881 Meaningful Sayings
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
~Author : Stendhal Wise Quotes
Nonsense and noise will oft prevail, when honour and affection fail.
~Author : William Lloyd Motivational Sayings
Dost thou love life Then do not squander time, for that’s the stuff life is made of.
~Author : Benjamin Franklin Famous Quotes