random funny sayings
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
~Author : Mae West Inspirational Sayings
People fail forward to success.
~Author : Mary Kay Ash Nice Quotes
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
~Author : Rodney Dangerfield Great Sayings
The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered… deeply, …finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the American people.
~Author : George Washington First Inaugural Address Apr 30 1789 Meaningful Sayings
Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt.
~Author : Berthold Auerbach Wise Quotes
He that fears your presence will hate you absence.
~Author : Thomas Fuller Motivational Sayings