Funny Romantic Love Quotations
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Funny Love Quotes by Albert Einstein
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark
Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.
Cher
I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Funny Love Quotes by Dudley Moore
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Fulton J. Sheen
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce Brothers
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Funny Love Quotes by Walt Disney