| 1. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Fade Awayby Peter Out... more
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| 2. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt... more
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| 3. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Fan: Ive always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?... more
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| 4. | Category: Fishing jokes |
| Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the... more
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| 5. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for th... more
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| 6. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more
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| 7. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every t... more
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| 8. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won... more
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| 9. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at... more
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| 10. | Category: Money jokes |
| Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: Id pay whatever it charged.... more
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| 11. | Category: Pig jokes |
| FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!... more
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| 12. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more
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| 13. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| 14. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| 15. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| 16. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| 17. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| 18. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| 19. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| 20. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| 21. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more
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| 22. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| 23. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| 24. | Category: Military jokes |
| Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I... more
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| 25. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Father OMally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never b... more
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| 26. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. Youre spending too much time watching television." Son: " Im sorry, youl... more
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| 27. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Father: Dont you feel better now that youve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasnt in.... more
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| 28. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Father: Dont you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.... more
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| 29. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
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| 30. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more
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