| 1. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes |
| I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. Its fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went ins... more
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| 3. | Category: Cow jokes |
| I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn s... more
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| 4. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I cant find a shark website....Thats cos youre dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......... more
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| 5. | Category: Money jokes |
| I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today.... more
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| 6. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| I cant understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 8. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| I dont know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 11. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| 12. | Category: Political jokes |
| I dont think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he sai... more
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| 13. | Category: School jokes |
| I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!... more
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| 14. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more
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| 15. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.started to explain the length of the flight and the passportinfor... more
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| 16. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| 17. | Category: Letter jokes |
| I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!... more
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| 18. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.... more
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| 19. | Category: Children jokes |
| I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.... more
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| 20. | Category: Money jokes |
| I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on... more
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| 21. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 22. | Category: Divorce jokes |
| I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife wont give him adivorce until she figures out a way of doing it witho... more
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| 23. | Category: Women jokes |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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| 24. | Category: Cow jokes |
| I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!... more
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| 25. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I hear youve been tracing your ancestors on the internet...Yes - and its a mammoth task!... more
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| 26. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 27. | Category: Time jokes |
| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more
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| 28. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I hope youre not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesnt get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit... more
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| 29. | Category: E-mail jokes |
| I just sent my first e-mail.Kongratulations!... more
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| 30. | Category: Dog jokes |
| I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasnt very nice, you shouldnt draw on dogs!... more
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