| 1. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?Officer: Just stand w... more
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| 2. | Category: Rabbit jokes |
| Lara Rabbit: Do you think thats Sophies natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midn... more
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| 5. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| 7. | Category: Letter jokes |
| Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I dont know who its from.... more
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| 8. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they... more
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| 9. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| 10. | Category: Police jokes |
| Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled th... more
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| 11. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 12. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 13. | Category: Political jokes |
| Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give... more
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| 14. | Category: School jokes |
| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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| 15. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 16. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 17. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| 18. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 19. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w... more
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| 20. | Category: Fishing jokes |
| Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, Im serious!... more
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| 21. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more
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| 22. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. W... more
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| 23. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more
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| 24. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Little Brother: Im going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!... more
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| 25. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| 26. | Category: Children jokes |
| Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the diffe... more
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| 27. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 28. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hisregular teacher.She says, "Hello class, Im M... more
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| 29. | Category: Money jokes |
| Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad... more
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| 30. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackbo... more
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