| 1. | Category: Pig jokes  |
| Name the pigs favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.... more
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| 2. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!... more
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| 3. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Nate: "Hey, whats the weather like out there?" Kate: "I dont know. Ill tell you when it clears."... more
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| 4. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Neck Exercises by G. Rarff... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
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| 6. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Ned: What does your Dad sell ?Ed: Salt.Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.Ed: Shake.... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 yea... more
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| 9. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Never Give Up! by Percy Vere... more
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| 10. | Category: Humor jokes |
| New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: Thats right. These mosquitoes come from the camp... more
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| 11. | Category: Parent jokes |
| NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately... more
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| 12. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 13. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... more
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| 14. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed... more
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| 15. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man ju... more
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| 16. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late f... more
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| 17. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Noisy Nights by Constance Norah... more
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| 18. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Not that my wifes the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my sec... more
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| 19. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Nothings Ever Right by Mona Lott... more
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| 20. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men dont BECOME husbands!... more
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| 21. | Category: Men jokes |
| Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.... more
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| 22. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?... more
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| 23. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week?Patient: No, Im sick now.... more
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