| 1. | Category: Ethnic jokes  |
| OConnell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his... more
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| 2. | Category: Military jokes |
| Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! No... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more
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| 4. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Old English Churches by Beverley Minster... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When Im dead... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on t... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why h... more
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| 8. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Lookin... more
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| 9. | Category: Witch jokes |
| Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.... more
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| 10. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out,... more
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| 11. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There... more
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| 12. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more
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| 13. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there a... more
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| 14. | Category: Parent jokes |
| On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational ps... more
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| 15. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more
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| 16. | Category: Police jokes |
| On a narrow mountains road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards.- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?- Be... more
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| 17. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car sev... more
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| 18. | Category: Children jokes |
| On a special teachers day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florists son handed her a gif... more
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| 19. | Category: Women jokes |
| On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more
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| 20. | Category: Food jokes |
| On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.... more
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| 21. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 22. | Category: Monster jokes |
| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more
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| 23. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more
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| 24. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a pers... more
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| 25. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
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| 26. | Category: Military jokes |
| On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with... more
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| 27. | Category: Religious jokes |
| On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop... more
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| 28. | Category: Children jokes |
| On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each oth... more
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| 29. | Category: Business jokes |
| On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said,I... more
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| 30. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| On the first day of college, the Dean addressed thestudents, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "Thefemale dormitor... more
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