| 1. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed... more
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| 2. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) Hes got bugs on his teeth.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drin... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"... more
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| 6. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb... more
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| 7. | Category: Rabbit jokes |
| Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!... more
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| 8. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about... more
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| 11. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 12. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?... more
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| 13. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with hi... more
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| 14. | Category: Blind jokes |
| Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers?A. Reading the waffle iron... more
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| 15. | Category: Blind jokes |
| Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... more
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| 16. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?A. They were really put out.... more
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| 17. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.... more
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| 18. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do blonde brain cells die?A. Alone... more
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| 19. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 20. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more
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| 21. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he pro... more
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| 22. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.... more
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| 23. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bot... more
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| 24. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.... more
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| 25. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.Its cloged up with paper plates.... more
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| 26. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.... more
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| 27. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it.... more
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| 28. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more
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| 29. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 30. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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