| 1. | Category: Rabbit jokes  |
| Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for... more
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| 2. | Category: Rabbit jokes |
| Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with he... more
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| 3. | Category: Divorce jokes |
| Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughters birthday and he hadnt bought her a present. He... more
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| 4. | Category: Aardvark jokes |
| Read more Aardvark jokes... more
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| 5. | Category: Aardvark jokes |
| Read more Accountant jokes... more
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| 6. | Category: Aardvark jokes |
| Read more Ant jokes... more
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| 7. | Category: Aardvark jokes |
| Read more Apple jokes... more
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| 8. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them tha... more
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| 9. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fe... more
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| 11. | Category: Police jokes |
| Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husb... more
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| 12. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth... more
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| 13. | Category: Military jokes |
| Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Se... more
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| 14. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 15. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Ref: Im sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the match!... more
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| 16. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Ref:Im sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match !... more
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| 17. | Category: Divorce jokes |
| Regardless of what you may hear, theres still many women these dayswho are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time the... more
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| 18. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.The alcoholic has to attend meetings.... more
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| 19. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Repairing Old Clothesby Fred Bare... more
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| 20. | Category: Journalist jokes |
| Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: Youre too late - its already been done.... more
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| 21. | Category: Journalist jokes |
| Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age?Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.... more
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| 22. | Category: Journalist jokes |
| Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?Boy Hero: I had to do it.... more
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| 23. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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| 24. | Category: Political jokes |
| Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pre... more
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| 25. | Category: Political jokes |
| Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey g... more
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| 26. | Category: Political jokes |
| Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats... more
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| 27. | Category: Political jokes |
| Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.... more
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| 28. | Category: Political jokes |
| Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"... more
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| 29. | Category: Political jokes |
| Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats dont either, as long as... more
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| 30. | Category: Political jokes |
| Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.... more
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