| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 2. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week... more
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| 3. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower... more
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| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsu... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 6. | Category: Religious jokes |
| A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "dont get ex... more
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| 8. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com... more
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| 9. | Category: Religious jokes |
| A big, burly man visited the pastors home and asked to see the ministers wife, a woman well known for her charitable imp... more
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| 10. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 11. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 12. | Category: Hunting jokes |
| A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."Youre extinct," he said.... more
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| 13. | Category: Hunting jokes |
| A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs a... more
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| 14. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more
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| 15. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more
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| 16. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field sea... more
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| 17. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more
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| 18. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| 19. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " where the hell did you... more
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| 20. | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more
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| 21. | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more
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| 22. | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| 23. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| 24. | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more
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| 25. | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and... more
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| 26. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contract... more
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| 27. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls... more
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| 28. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, "Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to... more
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| 29. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was s... more
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| 30. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor... more
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