Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all […]
# Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. (Woody Allen)
# Don’t do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain’t! (Anonymous)
# My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. (Anonymous)
# There are a […]
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
~Author : Mae West Inspirational Sayings
People fail forward to success.
~Author : Mary Kay Ash Nice Quotes
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so […]
“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
Pearl Bailey
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
Melanie Clark
“Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.”
Cher
“I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.”
Dudley Moore
“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”
Fulton J. Sheen
“No matter how love-sick a woman […]
“Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.”
Esther M. Clark
“My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.”
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
“True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”
Charles Caleb […]
# One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
# Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
# Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could […]
“A witty saying proves nothing.”
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
“Hunger is the best sauce.”
- Proverb
“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
- Chinese Proverb
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
- Proverb
“A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.”
- George S. Patton (1885-1945), US Army General
“Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency […]
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
Sex […]
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
 ~cute myspace quote
Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner’s spoiled~so where’s dessert?
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
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BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all […]
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
– Ralph Bus
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
– M. Berle
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
– Robert Orben
Fashion is what […]