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random funny quotes

You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
~Author : Joe E Lewis Famous Quotes
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
~Author : Hugh Elliott Standing Room Only weblog 050104 Inspirational Sayings
There are […]

Funny Friendship Quotes

“Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.”
Esther M. Clark
“My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.”
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
“True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”
Charles Caleb […]

Funny Birthday Quotes

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
When I […]