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funny cool sayings

Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible.
~Author : William Sloane Coffin cool Famous Quotes
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Author : Dorothy Parker Inspirational Sayings
You have to leave the city of your […]

Funny Senior Quotes

Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake that cost the company 600,000. No, I replied, I just spent 600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience
~Author : Thomas John Watson Sr Senior Quotes
History has […]

Super hilarious sayings

Make voyages - Attempt them - there’s nothing else…
~Author : Tennessee Williams Nice Quotes
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
~Author : George Eliot Great Sayings
In Israel, in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.
~Author : David […]

random funny quotes

You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
~Author : Joe E Lewis Famous Quotes
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
~Author : Hugh Elliott Standing Room Only weblog 050104 Inspirational Sayings
There are […]

funny birthday rhymes - birthday verses

# One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
# Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
# Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could […]

cute funny sayings

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
 ~cute myspace quote
Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner’s spoiled~so where’s dessert?
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
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BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all […]

Funny Marriage Sayings - Funny Quotes about Wife and Husband

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
More funny Mae West quotes
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
More funny Helen Rowland quotes
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
More funny Anonymous quotes
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My husband said it was him or the cat… […]

aim profile quotes - msn profile sayings

Never start frowning because you never know who’s falling in love with
your smile
*everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a
masterpiece!
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who
Doesn’t Is A Fool Forever […]

funny quotes and cute funny sayings

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You know […]

The Best Pick Up Lines Ever

I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
 ~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
 ~humorous sayings about t shirt by
WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
 ~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by
It is better […]