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Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible.
~Author : William Sloane Coffin cool Famous Quotes
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Author : Dorothy Parker Inspirational Sayings
You have to leave the city of your […]
November 5th, 2009 | Posted in funny slogans sayings, hilarious one liner, funny inspirational sayings, funny stupid sayings, funny t shirt sayings, Funny golf quotes, funny work sayings, funny nonsense sayings, funny sayings, cute funny sayings, cute funny quotes, Humorous Quotes | No Comments
Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake that cost the company 600,000. No, I replied, I just spent 600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience
~Author : Thomas John Watson Sr Senior Quotes
History has […]
September 25th, 2009 | Posted in Cute hilarious sayings, Funny Senior Quotes, Senior Quotes, Senior Sayings, Cute MSN Quotes, Cute Pick Up Lines, cute funny sayings, cute funny quotes, famous funny sayings, famous funny quotes | No Comments
Make voyages - Attempt them - there’s nothing else…
~Author : Tennessee Williams Nice Quotes
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
~Author : George Eliot Great Sayings
In Israel, in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.
~Author : David […]
January 15th, 2009 | Posted in Hollywood quotes, Cute Pick Up Lines, Hilarious Sayings, Husband sayings, Funny yearbook sayings, funny movie sayings, cute funny quotes, Funny Quotes, Humorous Quotes, funny friendship quotes, funny short sayings, cute funny sayings, GRADUATION | No Comments
# One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
# Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
# Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Posted in aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, cute funny quotes, cute funny sayings, Baldness Quotes, Animal | No Comments
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
 ~cute myspace quote
Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner’s spoiled~so where’s dessert?
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
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BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all […]
April 7th, 2008 | Posted in famous funny sayings, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, cute funny quotes, cute funny sayings, funny sayings, funny short sayings, funny short quotes, funny nonsense sayings | No Comments
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
– Ralph Bus
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
– M. Berle
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
– Robert Orben
Fashion is what […]
March 24th, 2008 | Posted in msn profile sayings, aim profile quotes, Hilarious Sayings, aim profile sayings, Short Funny Quotes, Cute MSN Quotes, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, funny sayings, funny short sayings, cute funny sayings, MSN Sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments
Forget about the days
when its been cloudy, but
don’t forget your hours in the sun
Forget about mistakes
that you can’t change now, but
don’t forget the lessons
that you’ve learned
Forget about the times
you’ve been defeated, but
don’t forget the victories you’ve won
Forget about misfortunes
you encounter, but
don’t forget the times your luck has turned
Forget about the days
when you’ve been lonely, but
don’t […]
March 12th, 2008 | Posted in aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, Have a Wonderful day, Wonderful day, Cute MSN Quotes, cute funny sayings, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, funny short sayings, funny short quotes, Funny Quotes | No Comments
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
More funny Mae West quotes
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
More funny Helen Rowland quotes
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
More funny Anonymous quotes
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My husband said it was him or the cat… […]
March 10th, 2008 | Posted in Funny Marriage Sayings, Cute MSN Quotes, Marriage Sayings, Wife quotes, Husband sayings, famous funny sayings, cute funny quotes, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, funny short sayings, cute funny sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments
2. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
3. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
4. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
5. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
6. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
7. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of […]
March 2nd, 2008 | Posted in Cute MSN Quotes, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, aim profile quotes, Hilarious Sayings, aim profile sayings, Cute Pick Up Lines, famous funny sayings, famous funny quotes, funny sayings, funny short sayings, funny short quotes, cute funny sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments
Never start frowning because you never know who’s falling in love with
your smile
*everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a
masterpiece!
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who
Doesn’t Is A Fool Forever […]
February 28th, 2008 | Posted in famous funny sayings, Cute MSN Quotes, aim profile quotes, msn profile sayings, funny friendship sayings, cute funny quotes, funny nonsense sayings, funny sayings, funny short sayings, cute funny sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments