Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake that cost the company 600,000. No, I replied, I just spent 600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience
~Author : Thomas John Watson Sr Senior Quotes
History has […]
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? - Jean Cocturan
Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
If your parents never had […]
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
German Greer
“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two […]
“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
Pearl Bailey
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
Melanie Clark
“Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.”
Cher
“I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.”
Dudley Moore
“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”
Fulton J. Sheen
“No matter how love-sick a woman […]
“Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.”
Esther M. Clark
“My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.”
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
“True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”
Charles Caleb […]
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
Is somebody not editing what I’m saying here???
Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the […]
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
 ~cute myspace quote
Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner’s spoiled~so where’s dessert?
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
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BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all […]
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
More funny Mae West quotes
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
More funny Helen Rowland quotes
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
More funny Anonymous quotes
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My husband said it was him or the cat… […]
2. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
3. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
4. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
5. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
6. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
7. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of […]
Never start frowning because you never know who’s falling in love with
your smile
*everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a
masterpiece!
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who
Doesn’t Is A Fool Forever […]