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funny quotes and cute funny sayings

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You know […]

Christmas Jokes

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They […]

Humorous and hilariuos Hollywood quotes

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk
 ~sweet quote on Hollywood
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
 ~hilarious Hollywood quote by Groucho Marx
The only ‘ism’ Hollywood believes in is plagiarism
 ~cool quote about Hollywood quotes
It’s a scientific fact. For every […]

famous funny quotes

Q6. If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Q7. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. Socrates
Q8. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Q9. Marriage is a great […]