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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
~Author : Mae West Inspirational Sayings
People fail forward to success.
~Author : Mary Kay Ash Nice Quotes
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so […]
January 15th, 2009 | Posted in funny work quotes, funny love sayings, aim profile sayings, Funny witty sayings, funny life quotes, funny work sayings, funny short quotes, funny sayings, funny friendship quotes, famous funny quotes, funny short sayings, Funny | No Comments
Make voyages - Attempt them - there’s nothing else…
~Author : Tennessee Williams Nice Quotes
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
~Author : George Eliot Great Sayings
In Israel, in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.
~Author : David […]
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You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
~Author : Joe E Lewis Famous Quotes
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
~Author : Hugh Elliott Standing Room Only weblog 050104 Inspirational Sayings
There are […]
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“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
German Greer
“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in Funny golf quotes, Cute MSN Quotes, funny life quotes, Cute hilarious sayings, Cute Pick Up Lines, famous funny sayings, famous funny quotes, funny friendship sayings, funny love quotes, funny friendship quotes | No Comments
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They […]
December 24th, 2007 | Posted in famous funny sayings, Christmas Jokes, Christmas Quotes, funny friendship sayings, cute funny sayings, funny nonsense sayings, funny sayings, funny friendship quotes, Funny Quotes | No Comments
You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
– Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
– Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
– Anonymous
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can […]
September 23rd, 2007 | Posted in cute funny quotes, funny friendship sayings, funny love quotes, funny love sayings, cute funny sayings, funny short quotes, funny sayings, funny friendship quotes, famous funny quotes, funny short sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments
5. “Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” ~ Anonymous
6. “An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.” ~ Jim Hayes
7. “Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” ~ Esther M. Clark
8. “Love is blind. […]
September 23rd, 2007 | Posted in funny short quotes, funny short sayings, cute funny sayings, cute funny quotes, funny friendship sayings, famous funny quotes, funny friendship quotes, Witty quotes, Humorous, Humorous Quotes, Funny Quotes, funny sayings, Humor | No Comments
“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world”
“The secret to staying […]
September 23rd, 2007 | Posted in birthday sayings, funny friendship quotes, famous funny quotes, funny short sayings, birthday quotes, funny birthday quotes, Funny Quotes, nonsense sayings, funny sayings, funny birthday sayings, Humorous Quotes | No Comments