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random funny sayings

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
~Author : Mae West Inspirational Sayings
People fail forward to success.
~Author : Mary Kay Ash Nice Quotes
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so […]

Super hilarious sayings

Make voyages - Attempt them - there’s nothing else…
~Author : Tennessee Williams Nice Quotes
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
~Author : George Eliot Great Sayings
In Israel, in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.
~Author : David […]

random funny quotes

You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
~Author : Joe E Lewis Famous Quotes
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
~Author : Hugh Elliott Standing Room Only weblog 050104 Inspirational Sayings
There are […]

Funny Wedding Quotes

“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
German Greer
“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two […]

Christmas Jokes

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They […]

funny love quotes

You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
– Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
– Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
– Anonymous
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can […]

funny friendship quotes

5. “Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” ~ Anonymous
6. “An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.” ~ Jim Hayes
7. “Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” ~ Esther M. Clark
8. “Love is blind. […]

funny birthday sayings

“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world”
“The secret to staying […]