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Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible.
~Author : William Sloane Coffin cool Famous Quotes
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Author : Dorothy Parker Inspirational Sayings
You have to leave the city of your […]
November 5th, 2009 | Posted in funny slogans sayings, hilarious one liner, funny inspirational sayings, funny stupid sayings, funny t shirt sayings, Funny golf quotes, funny work sayings, funny nonsense sayings, funny sayings, cute funny sayings, cute funny quotes, Humorous Quotes | No Comments
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? - Jean Cocturan
Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
If your parents never had […]
May 18th, 2009 | Posted in Short Funny Quotes, funny life quotes, Hilarious Qoutes, Laugh Sayings, Funny Marriage Sayings, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, funny work sayings, funny work quotes, famous funny sayings, Funny golf quotes, famous funny quotes | 1 Comment
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
~Author : Joe E Lewis Famous Quotes
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
~Author : Hugh Elliott Standing Room Only weblog 050104 Inspirational Sayings
There are […]
January 15th, 2009 | Posted in hilarious one liner, aim profile quotes, Funny witty sayings, Funny random sayings, Funny yearbook, Cute MSN Quotes, Funny golf quotes, Baldness Quotes, funny nonsense sayings, funny friendship quotes, cute funny quotes, Birthday | No Comments
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
German Greer
“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in Funny golf quotes, Cute MSN Quotes, funny life quotes, Cute hilarious sayings, Cute Pick Up Lines, famous funny sayings, famous funny quotes, funny friendship sayings, funny love quotes, funny friendship quotes | No Comments
“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
Pearl Bailey
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
Melanie Clark
“Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.”
Cher
“I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.”
Dudley Moore
“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”
Fulton J. Sheen
“No matter how love-sick a woman […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, Funny Marriage Sayings, Funny random sayings, Funny golf quotes, Funny Pick Up Lines, funny sayings, funny love quotes, funny love sayings, famous funny sayings, funny sarcastic quotes | No Comments
“Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.”
Esther M. Clark
“My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.”
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
“True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”
Charles Caleb […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, Cute hilarious sayings, Funny golf quotes, Cute Pick Up Lines, funny sarcastic quotes, funny love quotes, famous funny sayings, Birthday | No Comments
Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss
 ~funny Golf sayings about Golf quotes
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying
 ~cute quote about Golf quotes
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes […]
October 26th, 2007 | Posted in funny short quotes, Funny golf quotes, golf quotes, golf, funny short sayings, funny sayings, Funny Quotes, nonsense sayings, sarcastic quotes, Humorous Quotes | No Comments