My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? - Jean Cocturan
Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
If your parents never had […]
“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
Pearl Bailey
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
Melanie Clark
“Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.”
Cher
“I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.”
Dudley Moore
“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”
Fulton J. Sheen
“No matter how love-sick a woman […]
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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My husband said it was him or the cat… […]