Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible.
~Author : William Sloane Coffin cool Famous Quotes
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Author : Dorothy Parker Inspirational Sayings
You have to leave the city of your […]
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Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all […]
# Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. (Woody Allen)
# Don’t do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain’t! (Anonymous)
# My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. (Anonymous)
# There are a […]
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
~Author : Joe E Lewis Famous Quotes
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
~Author : Hugh Elliott Standing Room Only weblog 050104 Inspirational Sayings
There are […]
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
Mark Twain
“You can get all A’s and still flunk life.”
Walker Percy
“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
Woody Allen
“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
Yogi Berra
“I’ve been making a […]
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
 ~cute myspace quote
Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner’s spoiled~so where’s dessert?
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
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BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all […]
Never start frowning because you never know who’s falling in love with
your smile
*everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a
masterpiece!
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who
Doesn’t Is A Fool Forever […]
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You know […]
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They […]
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Oscar Wilde.
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Groucho Marx
“I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Rodney […]