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funny short sayings

“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Benjamin Franklin.
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Unknown.
“Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Harry S. Truman.
“The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is a […]

funny sarcastic quotes

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing
 ~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Bill Shankly
It’s not an inside joke if the voices in your head and you only understand it.
 ~funny sayings about sarcastic by Eli
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
 ~Hilarious […]

funny nonsense sayings and quotations

Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid.
 ~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings
Constant change is here to stay.
 ~sweet quote on Nonsense
I have decided to be indecisive.
 ~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy
You non conformists are all the same.
 ~cool quote about Nonsense Sayings
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
 ~funny saying on Nonsense
I used to […]