“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Benjamin Franklin.
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Unknown.
“Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Harry S. Truman.
“The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is a […]
“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world”
“The secret to staying […]
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing
 ~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Bill Shankly
It’s not an inside joke if the voices in your head and you only understand it.
 ~funny sayings about sarcastic by Eli
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
 ~Hilarious […]
The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna
Joke Type : Tombstone quotes Funny Jokes By : Massachusetts Tombstone
As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the […]
# Better a bald head than no head at all. ~ Austin O’Malley
# For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. ~ Dennis Franz
# I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz, don’t mean you ain’t a peach. […]
# Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.
# Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.–Charlie McCarthy
# If at first you don’t succeed, give up, no use being a fool.
# “I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than […]