Funny & Humorous Quotations

“I can resist everything except temptation.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Oscar Wilde.
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Groucho Marx
“I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Rodney […]

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing
 ~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Bill Shankly
It’s not an inside joke if the voices in your head and you only understand it.
 ~funny sayings about sarcastic by Eli
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
 ~Hilarious […]