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Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible.
~Author : William Sloane Coffin cool Famous Quotes
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Author : Dorothy Parker Inspirational Sayings
You have to leave the city of your […]
November 5th, 2009 | Posted in funny slogans sayings, hilarious one liner, funny inspirational sayings, funny stupid sayings, funny t shirt sayings, Funny golf quotes, funny work sayings, funny nonsense sayings, funny sayings, cute funny sayings, cute funny quotes, Humorous Quotes | No Comments
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
~Author : Mae West Inspirational Sayings
People fail forward to success.
~Author : Mary Kay Ash Nice Quotes
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so […]
January 15th, 2009 | Posted in funny work quotes, funny love sayings, aim profile sayings, Funny witty sayings, funny life quotes, funny work sayings, funny short quotes, funny sayings, funny friendship quotes, famous funny quotes, funny short sayings, Funny | No Comments
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
Mark Twain
“You can get all A’s and still flunk life.”
Walker Percy
“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
Woody Allen
“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
Yogi Berra
“I’ve been making a […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in Funny Pick Up Lines, Funny witty sayings, Funny random sayings, Funny yearbook, funny work sayings, funny short sayings, funny nonsense sayings, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments
“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
Pearl Bailey
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
Melanie Clark
“Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.”
Cher
“I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.”
Dudley Moore
“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”
Fulton J. Sheen
“No matter how love-sick a woman […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, Funny Marriage Sayings, Funny random sayings, Funny golf quotes, Funny Pick Up Lines, funny sayings, funny love quotes, funny love sayings, famous funny sayings, funny sarcastic quotes | No Comments
“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously”
G.K. Chesterton
“The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.”
Unknown
“If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.”
Robert […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in hilarious witty sayings, hilarious one liners, Funny random sayings, Funny yearbook, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, hilariuos Hollywood quotes, funny sayings, funny short quotes, funny movie quotes, funny movie sayings, goals | No Comments
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
- Douglas Adams
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
- Jean Giraudoux
Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
- George Nathan on George Bernard Shaw
He is to acting what […]
July 9th, 2008 | Posted in hilarious witty sayings, Funny witty sayings, Funny random sayings, Cute hilarious sayings, Hilarious Sayings, Hollywood quotes, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, hilariuos Hollywood quotes, Funny Quotes | No Comments
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
Sex […]
July 9th, 2008 | Posted in aim profile sayings, hilarious one liners, Funny witty sayings, funny life quotes, Hilarious Sayings, aim profile quotes, funny short sayings, funny short quotes, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, funny sayings | No Comments
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared
I used to soar with eagles before I got sucked into a jet engine.
All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
It’s hard to […]
May 7th, 2008 | Posted in funny short quotes, hilariuos Hollywood quotes, Hilarious Sayings, hilarious witty sayings, funny short sayings, famous funny quotes, Funny Quotes, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, Hilarious | No Comments
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
 ~cute myspace quote
Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner’s spoiled~so where’s dessert?
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
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BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all […]
April 7th, 2008 | Posted in famous funny sayings, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, cute funny quotes, cute funny sayings, funny sayings, funny short sayings, funny short quotes, funny nonsense sayings | No Comments
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
– Ralph Bus
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
– M. Berle
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
– Robert Orben
Fashion is what […]
March 24th, 2008 | Posted in msn profile sayings, aim profile quotes, Hilarious Sayings, aim profile sayings, Short Funny Quotes, Cute MSN Quotes, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, funny sayings, funny short sayings, cute funny sayings, MSN Sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments