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Funny Have a Wonderful day Sayings

Forget about the days
when its been cloudy, but
don’t forget your hours in the sun
Forget about mistakes
that you can’t change now, but
don’t forget the lessons
that you’ve learned
Forget about the times
you’ve been defeated, but
don’t forget the victories you’ve won
Forget about misfortunes
you encounter, but
don’t forget the times your luck has turned
Forget about the days
when you’ve been lonely, but
don’t […]

Funny Marriage Sayings - Funny Quotes about Wife and Husband

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
More funny Mae West quotes
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
More funny Helen Rowland quotes
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
More funny Anonymous quotes
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My husband said it was him or the cat… […]

Hilarious Sayings for a Shirt

2. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
3. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
4. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
5. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
6. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
7. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of […]

aim profile quotes - msn profile sayings

Never start frowning because you never know who’s falling in love with
your smile
*everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a
masterpiece!
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who
Doesn’t Is A Fool Forever […]

funny quotes and cute funny sayings

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You know […]

Christmas Jokes

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They […]

Funny golf quotes

Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss
 ~funny Golf sayings about Golf quotes
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying
 ~cute quote about Golf quotes
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes […]

famous funny quotes

Q6. If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Q7. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. Socrates
Q8. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Q9. Marriage is a great […]

funny work sayings

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
More funny Edgar Bergen quotes
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Conway’s Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.
More funny Anonymous quotes
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. […]

funny love quotes

You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
– Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
– Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
– Anonymous
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can […]