Eddie Murphy, Shrek
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
Jason Biggs, American Pie
You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Hugh Grant, Notting Hill
It’s as if I’ve taken love heroin, and now […]
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Oscar Wilde.
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Groucho Marx
“I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Rodney […]
“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Benjamin Franklin.
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Unknown.
“Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Harry S. Truman.
“The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is a […]
“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world”
“The secret to staying […]