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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
~Author : Mae West Inspirational Sayings
People fail forward to success.
~Author : Mary Kay Ash Nice Quotes
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so […]
January 15th, 2009 | Posted in funny work quotes, funny love sayings, aim profile sayings, Funny witty sayings, funny life quotes, funny work sayings, funny short quotes, funny sayings, funny friendship quotes, famous funny quotes, funny short sayings, Funny | No Comments
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
~Author : Joe E Lewis Famous Quotes
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
~Author : Hugh Elliott Standing Room Only weblog 050104 Inspirational Sayings
There are […]
January 15th, 2009 | Posted in hilarious one liner, aim profile quotes, Funny witty sayings, Funny random sayings, Funny yearbook, Cute MSN Quotes, Funny golf quotes, Baldness Quotes, funny nonsense sayings, funny friendship quotes, cute funny quotes, Birthday | No Comments
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
Mark Twain
“You can get all A’s and still flunk life.”
Walker Percy
“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
Woody Allen
“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
Yogi Berra
“I’ve been making a […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in Funny Pick Up Lines, Funny witty sayings, Funny random sayings, Funny yearbook, funny work sayings, funny short sayings, funny nonsense sayings, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
- Douglas Adams
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
- Jean Giraudoux
Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
- George Nathan on George Bernard Shaw
He is to acting what […]
July 9th, 2008 | Posted in hilarious witty sayings, Funny witty sayings, Funny random sayings, Cute hilarious sayings, Hilarious Sayings, Hollywood quotes, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, hilariuos Hollywood quotes, Funny Quotes | No Comments
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
Sex […]
July 9th, 2008 | Posted in aim profile sayings, hilarious one liners, Funny witty sayings, funny life quotes, Hilarious Sayings, aim profile quotes, funny short sayings, funny short quotes, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, funny sayings | No Comments