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Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible.
~Author : William Sloane Coffin cool Famous Quotes
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Author : Dorothy Parker Inspirational Sayings
You have to leave the city of your […]
November 5th, 2009 | Posted in funny slogans sayings, hilarious one liner, funny inspirational sayings, funny stupid sayings, funny t shirt sayings, Funny golf quotes, funny work sayings, funny nonsense sayings, funny sayings, cute funny sayings, cute funny quotes, Humorous Quotes | No Comments
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? - Jean Cocturan
Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
If your parents never had […]
May 18th, 2009 | Posted in Short Funny Quotes, funny life quotes, Hilarious Qoutes, Laugh Sayings, Funny Marriage Sayings, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, funny work sayings, funny work quotes, famous funny sayings, Funny golf quotes, famous funny quotes | 1 Comment
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
~Author : Mae West Inspirational Sayings
People fail forward to success.
~Author : Mary Kay Ash Nice Quotes
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so […]
January 15th, 2009 | Posted in funny work quotes, funny love sayings, aim profile sayings, Funny witty sayings, funny life quotes, funny work sayings, funny short quotes, funny sayings, funny friendship quotes, famous funny quotes, funny short sayings, Funny | No Comments
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
Mark Twain
“You can get all A’s and still flunk life.”
Walker Percy
“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
Woody Allen
“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
Yogi Berra
“I’ve been making a […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in Funny Pick Up Lines, Funny witty sayings, Funny random sayings, Funny yearbook, funny work sayings, funny short sayings, funny nonsense sayings, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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Conway’s Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. […]
September 23rd, 2007 | Posted in cute funny quotes, cute funny sayings, funny work sayings, funny movie quotes, funny work quotes, funny movie sayings, funny short quotes, funny short sayings, Funny Quotes, Humorous Quotes, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, famous funny quotes, Witty quotes | No Comments
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Oscar Wilde.
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Groucho Marx
“I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Rodney […]
September 23rd, 2007 | Posted in funny short quotes, cute funny sayings, cute funny quotes, funny work sayings, funny short sayings, famous funny quotes, funny nonsense sayings, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments
“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Benjamin Franklin.
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Unknown.
“Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Harry S. Truman.
“The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is a […]
September 23rd, 2007 | Posted in funny short quotes, cute funny sayings, cute funny quotes, funny work sayings, funny short sayings, famous funny quotes, Funny Quotes, funny nonsense sayings, funny sayings, Humorous Quotes | No Comments