A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
~Author : Mae West Inspirational Sayings
People fail forward to success.
~Author : Mary Kay Ash Nice Quotes
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so […]
‘Germany are a very difficult team to play…they had 11 internationals out there today.’ - Steve Lomas
‘I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.’ - Barry Venison
‘I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.’ - David Beckham
‘The Brazilians were South […]
# Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.
# Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.–Charlie McCarthy
# If at first you don’t succeed, give up, no use being a fool.
# “I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than […]
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings
Never weed wack poison ivy in the nude.
 ~cute saying about teens
I like feminists~I think they’re cute.
 ~cool witty teens quotes about One liner
The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.
 ~funny quote about Parenting
Laughing stock~cattle with a sense of humor.
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Funny Quotes About Work
Work Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
Bette Davis
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
David O. McKay
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi
Retirement
The trouble with retirement is that you […]
2. “Mothers are all slightly insane.” ~ J.D. Salinger
3. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
4. “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” ~ Chinese Proverb
5. “It takes a woman twenty years […]
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality.
– George W. Bush
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is […]
A day without laughter is a day wasted
~funny Laughter sayings about Laughter quotes
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news
~cute quote about Laughter quotes
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him
~sweet quote on Laughter
Laughter is higher than all pain
~hilarious Laughter quote by Elbert Hubbard
Start every day with a smile and […]
I thought ‘Deep Throat’ was a movie about a giraffe
~funny Hollywood sayings about Hollywood quotes
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood — Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy
~cute quote about Hollywood quotes
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk
~sweet quote on Hollywood
Ever since they found out that Lassie was […]
Funny American Football Quotations
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Joe Theismann
Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
Most football teams […]