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funny cool sayings

Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible.
~Author : William Sloane Coffin cool Famous Quotes
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Author : Dorothy Parker Inspirational Sayings
You have to leave the city of your […]

Super hilarious sayings

Make voyages - Attempt them - there’s nothing else…
~Author : Tennessee Williams Nice Quotes
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
~Author : George Eliot Great Sayings
In Israel, in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.
~Author : David […]

Funny golf quotes

Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss
 ~funny Golf sayings about Golf quotes
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying
 ~cute quote about Golf quotes
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes […]

famous funny quotes

Q6. If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Q7. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. Socrates
Q8. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Q9. Marriage is a great […]

funny work sayings

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
More funny Edgar Bergen quotes
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Conway’s Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. […]

funny friendship quotes

5. “Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” ~ Anonymous
6. “An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.” ~ Jim Hayes
7. “Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” ~ Esther M. Clark
8. “Love is blind. […]

funny movie quotes

Eddie Murphy, Shrek
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
Jason Biggs, American Pie
You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Hugh Grant, Notting Hill
It’s as if I’ve taken love heroin, and now […]

funny short sayings

“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Benjamin Franklin.
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Unknown.
“Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Harry S. Truman.
“The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is a […]

funny birthday sayings

“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world”
“The secret to staying […]

funny sarcastic quotes

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing
 ~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Bill Shankly
It’s not an inside joke if the voices in your head and you only understand it.
 ~funny sayings about sarcastic by Eli
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
 ~Hilarious […]