The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna
Joke Type : Tombstone quotes Funny Jokes By : Massachusetts Tombstone
As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the […]
Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid.
 ~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings
Constant change is here to stay.
 ~sweet quote on Nonsense
I have decided to be indecisive.
 ~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy
You non conformists are all the same.
 ~cool quote about Nonsense Sayings
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
 ~funny saying on Nonsense
I used to […]
# Better a bald head than no head at all. ~ Austin O’Malley
# For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. ~ Dennis Franz
# I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz, don’t mean you ain’t a peach. […]
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality
 ~sweet quote on Witty
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that […]