5. “Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” ~ Anonymous
6. “An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.” ~ Jim Hayes
7. “Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” ~ Esther M. Clark
8. “Love is blind. […]
The thing that surprises the college graduate most when he gets out in the world is to find out how much uneducated people know.
July is the time of year when the fellow who worked so hard to graduate wonders what the hurry was.
The ideal gift for the high school or college graduate is a job.
The […]
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Henry Youngman
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Mickey Rooney
A girl must marry for love, and keep […]
What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
 ~cute saying about naughty
A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show.
 ~cool humorous naughty messages about Cool Cute Quotes
It is better to give a rock out of love than a diamond out of duty.
 ~funny quote about Advice
Advertising may be described as the […]
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. […]