Funny Baseball Quotes
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Ted Williams
A hot dog […]
2. “Mothers are all slightly insane.” ~ J.D. Salinger
3. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
4. “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” ~ Chinese Proverb
5. “It takes a woman twenty years […]
A day without laughter is a day wasted
~funny Laughter sayings about Laughter quotes
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news
~cute quote about Laughter quotes
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him
~sweet quote on Laughter
Laughter is higher than all pain
~hilarious Laughter quote by Elbert Hubbard
Start every day with a smile and […]
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
When I […]
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